Well, here’s a bit of good news.  Scotland is thinking of asking the US to reconsider its ban on Haggis.  Proper Haggis, that is.  Right now we can get it, provided it doesn’t contain offal.  Which means it’s not a real haggis at all.  I don’t see it happening any time soon, though, because of Mad Cow Disease and whatever else.

One day I’ll get to try it.  One day.

While you’re not eating haggis, you may as well not drink these soft drinks along with it.