I’ve seen how the coffee is made in the cafeteria. They open a can of Maxwell House coffee and they stick a tube in it. The can contains brown water and when you pull the spigot handle, it mixes with hot water and gives you coffee. Is that really coffee? I have my doubts. I think I need to get my hands on a can of that Maxwell House and see if it’s condensed. Can you imagine drinking a cup of condensed coffee?
I just checked the Kraft site for Maxwell House and, sure enough, it’s concentrated and frozen. Like orange juice. I really need to get me a can.
I haven’t heard any news about the Red Dwarf movie in ages. I guess it’s a dead project. I don’t know. It’s a movie I would have really loved to see.
In the not so distant future, when we have phased out paper money in favor of a debit card, will we still refer to our money as dollars? I’m thinking they’re nothing more than “points.” Although, to follow science-fiction naming convention, I guess they would be called “credits.” I still like “points” though. “How many points do you get for working at McDonalds?”
I know, you’re thinking we can’t go cashless because then you wouldn’t be able to get a tasty snack or beverage from the vending machine. In fact, you can. It’s all just a matter of time. My question is, how do you tip the exotic dancer? Where do you swipe the card?